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Weird Search Terms

weird search termsStealing Borrowing the idea from my wonderful food friends, I decided it would be fun to put together a list of the strange, random things that bring people to my blog. Let me first say, that being primarily compromised of food, my blog’s search terms are probably not as crazy or strange as others, but I still have a few that make me chuckle, sit and go “huh?”, or just wonder about. Here they are.

    • bread bowl i always want to make finally – I’m not sure, but I don’t think google is going to be able to tell you whether the bread bowl is the one you always wanted to make.
    • does going to joseph baldwin academy look good on transcriptuh, yes. I included this one primarily because I wanted to answer it.
    • eat walden farms all day – uh, okay.
    • eye of god recipeI’m afraid to ask.
    • finally getting that lobster i’ve been cravingDid you make it into a Bisque and serve in those bread bowls?
    • flipping over pizzaWait, why? That would be a big mess.
    • girl in keurig commercial who is green fields of coffeeStalker!
    • gown to make moist sweet cornbreadhuh?
    • happy 12th birthday to my eldest son – Why are you even searching for this? Just tell him.
    • hope to make a bread bowl –  I hope you do too. They are fabulous!
    • how to make darth vader’s mask out of a milk jugThis really brought someone to my blog?
    • i am made of scratchSounds painful.
    • joan smullen is a fantasticA fantastic what? What? Don’t keep me hanging! Btw. Who’s Joan Smullen?
    • ladybug ears at walmartI’m pretty sure ladybugs don’t have ears and you definitely can’t get them at Walmart.
    • look for me watermelon jelly – ???
    • make your egg mcmuffin take me to the verizon application store – huh?
    • order what order does guacamole dip coming up looking a little bit 7 layer dip what orders 7 layer dip is comingso far you’ve taken the award for the longest search term and the one that makes the least amount of sense.
    • real caterpillar recipe – I assure you, you will never find that on this blog. Ever.
    • strawberry &you champagne cupcokThis just … no.
    • wensday fanny pics – There are none of those either.
    • how can i make a swiss cheeseburger sound really mouthwater – … seeing that written that way is making me want to edit it to add the ing. It’s making me slightly nuts. Moving on.
    • husband’s diary joke about gymhuh?
    • what happen if we ate beef biryani and beef fry – I don’t know, what would happen?
    • what messages did author gave about i go chicken dip. – Twice. It was searched for twice. I don’t even know how to answer this question or even if it is a question. I love however, that it is a full sentence complete with a period.
    • you are spicy – Do I even need to say anything here?
More coming soon – I couldn’t get through them all. 
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